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donii0x:

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  • Daughter:

    Mom, I'm pregnant =/

  • Mother:

    What did I tell you?! If a boy tries to touch your boobs, you say "DON'T", and if he tries to touch your pussy, you say STOP.

  • Daughter:

    Well Mom, he did both at the same time and I kept saying "DON'T STOP." ='/

  • Mother:

    You stupid ass bitch, get the fuck out of my house.

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dontputlifeonhold-blackswan:

Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it.
This is just too amazing not to reblog.

dontputlifeonhold-blackswan:

Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it.

This is just too amazing not to reblog.

(Source: fortheloveofweddings, via livesomethingworthdyingfor)

  • boy:

    girls are so lucky they don't need to shave their faces or have boners.

  • girl :

    shaving legs, shaving arm pits, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

infearior:

How we usually are hahaha.

infearior:

How we usually are hahaha.

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